6 AM: Wake up. It is too early. The sun is not even awake yet. Why am I awake? Because I have been FORCED.
7:30 AM: Get a ride to school. I am offered a ride home. I politely decline, I already have a ride. Of this, I am sure. Ride home: check.
8:30 AM: My first exam. History. I am feeling very confident. I am rocking this exam.
8:55 AM: Am pulled out of exam to listen to speech about trustworthiness. I wonder if this is a sign from God. Go back to rocking exam.
9:40 AM: My second exam. French. I am not rocking French. The Lion King is playing on the tv and I must stop now and then to sing.
10:30 AM: I finish. B+ I go upstairs to see a teacher to pick up my speech paper.
10:31 AM: Teacher is not there.
10:32 AM: I call the number I was given for when I was done so I could be picked up. I get a woman named Kelly. I call again. I have it right this time, I know. I get Kelly. This cycle repeats several times over the course of an hour.
Later: I am walking around outside. I go to several friend's houses. No one is there. Anywhere. I have no phone. I know no one's numbers. I am stranded.
I eventually spend my last dollar on a soda. I go outside with the soda. I spill my soda. I cry inside.
I spend HOURS aimlessly being. I finally find a friend who is home. They leave. They let me watch their tv while they're gone. I notice hours later that there are cars at the school. Why are there cars at the school? It is not time for people to be leaving. I go investigate. People are leaving early. My last chance for a ride is GONE. GONE GONE. and then I find Micki.

Micki! Her family drives me home, and my life does not suck.

My friend Micki is awesome.

(This is only about half of what happened, it is a VERY long story.)

Ree

Fscking Jacket

I've tried this joke about a hundred thousand times.
No one ever laughs.

HEY!

All I know is that YOU haven't nominated yet.

Get on it!

Ree

The Revealing of the Sekrit

It is time for you to know the truth. We have been plotting an end of BEDA bash. A total party. And you, yes you, are invited. We've run this past MJ, and it's totally going to happen, so think big, think big guys.

We've got different categories for you to nominate your favorite BEDA blogs and vlogs for super awesome awards! In your nomination we need you to give us the ning name and a link to whatever you're nominating. You can only nominate one person per category, and that person cannot be MJ. It's sad, but she'd win everything! Send it in to nominateblogs.gmail.com

Prizes are involved!

Overall (nominations can be either Blogs or Vlogs):
Most Random
Most Informative
Most Insightful
Most Hysterical
Best Commenter
Best Comment

Blogs (nominations can be only Blogs):
Best Blog
Best Person At Integrating Visuals Into Blog e.g. Pictures, Video

Vlogs (nominations can be only Vlogs):
Best Vlog

Dreyfus

So we dissected squid in bio today, John and I named her Dreyfus. She was very tolerant of us, and very understanding when we split open her ink sack and wrote cryptic notes to each other using her pen. (If you don't know, the pen is kinda like a backbone, but not so much. It's all that's left of the shells they had, way back when.) She was a real trooper when we used a scalpel to write our names in her liver. We didn't hear a peep as Gabe stuffed her mutilated carcass into a plastic bucket with a million others like sardines, and then jumped on the top, chopping off an arm. She never complained when I threatened to eat her mantle, because I was hungry. She didn't so much as open her beak to object when we took out her mouth, beak, and esophagus in one fell twist and pull I'll never forget her, Dreyfus. <3

Who Needs A Title?

This is a survey made by my BEDA buddy TJ. Whoo!

1. Age & Grade
15, and I'm a freshman.
2. Location (just a state works fine)
*hillbilly voice* Kentucky.
3. Favorite game? (sport, video, board, whatever)
Chess. or Monopoly. NO, no, TWISTER.
4. Favorite Band/Song/Album?
I can't pick a favorite band, or album, but my alltime favorite song is Brian McKnight.
5. Favorite Movie?
Epic Movie. It was really fun to see, but I woudn't want to watch it alone. Then it'd be new levels of lame. *does Juno head/hand thing*
6. After school activities?
I act when my school is doing a play, help out with chess club, and I often complain about how I should be playing a sport, instead of playing a sport.
7. Special skills? (Like Musical instruments and stuff)
I'm not too awful at chess, but I'm good at giving speeches and having adventures and reading and kinda writing.
8. I blog because.... Blogging is a way to get all that *stuff* out. Rants and things you're excited about. I've blogged from way before BEDA (not just on this blog) and I don't plan to stop
9. Future goals?
Decreasing WorldSuck

Politic-y things

I have an issue with Sarah Palin. And no, woman on tv, it's not that her daughter had a baby or that she's a smart confident woman.

It's that her entire constituency is less than that of NYC. So if something had happened to McCain, she wouldn't have been ready.

So yeah, the election is over and I'm still talking about it like one of those people I hate, but too bad, because I feel it needed to be said.

Moving on...

Bill O'Reilly. I can't stand him. I "just don't want to hear the truth. He's fair!" But whatevs, 'cause the dude is a buttmunch.

And the spin does not stop here.

I'm sick of the word pinhead and of his shouting. I'm done with him asking questions and interrupting before he gets answers and I'm REALLY sick of that segment where he brings up newspapers he doesn't like.

Buttmunch.

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